Damn nature! You scary!

Making fun of Republicans, especially in two separate posts, is totally played out.

Are we talking about cuitlacoche?

Ill let you finish…
but Paranormal State is the best paranormal show on TV right now

It's because the writers only write 10 jokes a week so Leno can repeat them 6 times until someone gives him a sympathy laugh.

Go Go Go Go Kanye

it will eventually be realized that Lady gaga is actually a full-on dude and has fooled every guy who has whacked off to him

ricin beans doesn't care about black people

She was just confused at all the black people in the room. She asked me earlier in the evening where I was to get such a great tan

B and Jay be married, fool

Thats right!!!! THANKSFOR LETTING ME BE GREATTTT!!!OIHFUH!!!!

KANYE WEST!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!one!111!!!!!

I'll let you have your moment in a minute, but I heard they were making a sequel to Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There were no black people in that movie because Jason Segal doesn't care about black people

Love Lockdown. Best music video ever. Thanks for letting me be great!!!!!!!!

What the hell is Muse? They don't sound like Beyonce

Every one of my videos has been a work of art. Fuck MTV, Stronger should have won this year too.

dude. coldplay sucks.

Beyonce likes pegging more and she does it better

RAP AND R&B IS BETTER THAN COUNTRY. MTV WAS ALL ABOUT THE WHITE GIRL TRYIN TO BRING DOWN A GENERATION OF BLACKS

Thank you for letting me be great, Bnr76