Waterboarding me for fun decided to hijack a thread by telling a story about themselves… I'll let you have your moment but Beyonce tells a much better story about herself.

Amelie doesn't care about black people

Taylor Swift wont let me be great

I am going to let this Hater entry have its moment but THE VMAS ENTRY IS THE BEST ENTRY EVER!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mama heard 40 was the new 20… I don't think she'll be trying that again

T.I. doesn't make music as good as mine.

Flashing glittery vampire lights
Forks you, Twilight. YOU WONT LET ME BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatal Sweater IV FTW

I think I am falling in internet love with internet david caruso

He'd be wearing a fucking Kanye West T shirt to go along with his Kanye shoes! TRUST!

Kanye Western Omelette. It will be the BEST BREAKFAST YOUR SQUID BRAINS WILL EVER EAT!!!!!!!!! THE BREAKFAST OF OUR GENERATION!!!!!

No, Frogwise. I can't be gaudier than the line itself. No one would take me seriously!!!!!

Not wrong, but exactly like throwing a pencil down a mine shaft.

This line of clothing…
…would go great with my shoes!

New king
I nominate myself as the new King of Pop

Pop Secret?
Does anyone remember the color changing popcorn? It changed to green, blue, red and (I think) yellow while popping in the microwave.
I miss that stuff.

I enjoyed this post.

He likes fishsticks.

Brian Austin Soylent Green.

I'm glad I already hate Animal Collective so I can be ahead of the backlash.