It would also be fun if it didn't cost $4,000 to be lumped together with smelly hippies and hipsters.

I never throw tantrums, SQUID BRAINS!!!!

Those commercials scare the shit out of me.

I was having a good day until this thread and the return…. of…. GLut.

I believe you're thinking of Primus.

I've found that it's actually not that hard to be hip.

Emilio just noticed my typo. I was too busy typing furiously.

[Owen Wilson walks out]

I still call him "Emilo's brother"

Hardly, but that is a very very huge compliment. Thank you.

THANKS, SQUID BRAINS!!!!!!
FINALLY SOMEONE LETTING ME BE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget the syrup!

I've had this registered for a while, SQUID BRAINS!

I'm offended
By the cost of these damn things!

Yes, haven't they been promising men sex for years?

Or two?

Or two?

Does this mean you have given/received one?

Does this mean you have given/received one?

Maybe you should use someone instead of Obama. Almost everyone likes or respects Ozzie. It's kind of insulting to compare him to the dude who is going to turn America into a socialist nation.