CARLOS MENCIA IS A JOKE STEALER AND A HACK, NOT A FONT STEALER!!!!!!

Actually, like the Obamas, Kanye enjoys fisting.

What's new?
New Orleans is just doing what the rest of America has been doing for years!

I bet they don' giv-a FUCK what anyone thinks about them, either.

A real "reality" show would be to put these bitches in the hood.

Paris is only threatening to move cause she's had sex with every guy over the age of 17 here. She just needs a new continent.

Such a stereotypical view of women. I wonder if they will teach the "ladies" how to have a hot dinner on the table at 5 PM when their husband gets home from work.

Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say that Coldplay is the band on the Fruit of the Loom commercials?

Squid Brains
George Bush doesn't care about black people.

Someone actually watches Torchwood? I was wondering where that one person was…

Arcade Fire is too pretentious for me to enjoy them. Also, they suck.

Especially since they have gotten progressively shittier since the songs about colors and clocks…

Kanye West > everyone. Trust.

I'm not fucking coming back if GLut is still fucking here.

Thanks. I already knew I was better than Christian Bale.

I see the greatest celebrity in the world, the voice of our generation, every time I look in a mirror. !!!!!!!

The end of this book will read, "but when you get on, he leave yo ass fo' a white girl."

That sentence was the hardest thing I've ever had to decipher… and I read my own lyrics.

Of course we're post racial—- Obama got elected.

I think chain saws were invented because of your Roswell DVD collection.