Taylor Swift would write an entire album about my cock.

I want to smell Brenda Song's farts.

I want to smell Lucy Hale's farts.

I want to smell Julie Delpy's farts.

I want to smell Mari Thayer's farts.

I said my peace, Chrissy!

I want to smell Emma Watson's farts.

Greg Ginn still owns the rights to all the old SAINT VITUS records…and he won't give them back to the band. He won't do anything with them. No re-releases, nothing. Dave Chandler & co. have asked him for those records many times in recent years, and nothing. Greg prefers to keep them tucked up his ass, denying the…

I've been workin' on seeing this. Love the song it's based on.

He died as he lived, mud stained and splaying.

Burning Love on E! is the funniest show on TV right now. Much better than anything listed here.