Great Job, Self-Congratulatory Newswires!

Slash slashes into slasher genre, according to Slash

After A Beautiful Mind, but before A Dangerous Method.

"Well, I didn't come here to see someone get shocked! This is just weeeird" - Gaffigan's audience member voice

Shane Carruth. There would be at most 6 pages with speech balloons/captions.

Guess it depends where you live. Here in Minneapolis, MPR's The Current is the only station that plays what all the hipsters seem to be into

Yeah why wasn't there wasn't a Newswire when "Carrie & Lowell" was featured on First Listen?

Neither did AWOLNATION. Clearly, the AV Club knows what's hip

Apparently writing shitty albums reviews isn't as lucrative as it once was

They just need to re-billionize

Huh, you cited your penis, and rest of your endnotes section is all ibid.

Related to your point of the naming of the "Clone Wars," I've read fan theories (developed pre-1999) that the Clone Wars were fought over the artificial cloning of Jedi Knights. I mean, why clone one random bounty hunter when you can clone an army of ninja wizards? That would've made the political context of the…

Now now, we ALL hate you for remembering that commercial.

Which has since been overshadowed by Grace and Frankie

Voice acting is his only real forte. Well, that and giving Neil deGrasse Tyson a paycheck

Only people who were stoner college students in the late '80s would think Ted was great

In Supremacy, all she does is get a door slammed on her. In Ultimatum, they tried at least tried to retcon in a romantic subplot, even if it was as disappointing as the rest of the movie's plot. Hopefully, they'll make her a compelling character in the new one

With the ashes of Aubrey Plaza clippings smoldering in the backyard

For some reason, people seem to forget that Gravity did have romance in it

Yes, when she portrays Catwoman and Fantine within the same year