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- From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
- 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's…
- Yes, 91,100.

I'm not sure if that criterion is too specific or too broad…

Featuring an original soundtrack by Def Leppard!

Yeah, now I'm kinda sad they didn't tap him to replace Ledger in TDKR

Following Suze Orman's financial advice, Suze Orman cashes last check from CNBC

We've all debated this before, but I'd have to say The Dark Knight Rises. If only the studio had allowed Nolan to actually kill Bruce Wayne…

That ending just seemed to abrupt to have a substantial narrative/emotional impact

Michael and David Wallace are going to be so mad when find out what Toby did!

Well it used to be Amelie Gillette's "The Hater" column

Chances are the "Ask a Flowchart" feature at the end of the magazine will be "Should I make my movie's ending ambiguous?"

"Why would I want to see 'Number Catfight'?" - Old people

Stop judging simpletons who can't comprehend what "meta" means!

This Inventory clearly specifies human, not Martian heads

Bart, let your father tell the story!

Here's a decent summary if you want to lose whatever shreds of faith you have in humanity

#GamerGate

This is going to bomb just like Pirates of the Caribbean did!

You'll either hate Cloverfield and then love it, or just hate it.

Recently started playing Paradise. As a big fan of Burnout 2 and Revenge, I kinda miss the walled-off racing aspect and the crash mode. But it is a lot of fun just cruising around finding new events and secret routes

I made my cousin start the co-op campaign with me. There were some good ideas in it, like the back-to-back shooting mode. But… we only got a level or two in, before the stupidity became overwhelming