EO2 was impossibly hard. That Revive price was the killer. It was just such an asskicking to have someone die. Didn't it get more expensive as the game went along too? Cripes. I made it to the third or fourth floor of that tree and traded it away. I love drawing the mpas and finding the secret passages and stuff, but…

Come on people, it's his shtick! It's been going on since "John Carpenter's The Fog." Check the movie posters. Every thing since then has it. It's even John Carpenter's Christine, and not Stephen King's!

Shit gon' get meta!

Fangland or John Carpenter's Fangland
Is he going to slap his name in front of this one too? Does this make it move more? You don't see "David Cronenberg's A History of Violence" or anything. What's with the supratitle?

I second GNOMES
Great book. In the same style is BARLOWE'S GUIDE TO EXTRATERRESTRIALS. I can also recommend FLATTENED FAUNA in the faux field guide genre. My only "Where is?" entry is REAL MEN DON'T EAT QUICHE, which is a foundation amongst bullshit books like this.

Goddamn classy
She is classy all the way. I don't know what it is, but she brings gravitas to every role. She could class up a beer commercial, damn.

In deference to you, C.H.O.M.P.S, THE MANHATTAN PROJECT is like lasing a stick of dynamite. It's awesome and hold up much better than MY SCIENCE PROJECT across these 20+ years.

So that totals out to what, like $18.42?

Nah, man, God does it with two hypercubes in quick succession. Makes scores go craaaaazy. I never got 500k though, 450k once, and I didn't think it was real. Congrats!

Malick's films, for me, convey the alienness that is all around us. From the weirdly banal murders of these creepy kids and revelations about things like drip gas and the unfathomable oddness of that big flat place. BADLANDS is a testament to detachment.

how can we help? Should I be clicking the shit out of these ads or what? (clickcickckckiikikclckcickjckl)

Aw, now you're pissing me off!
You said:
"It's easy to forget how substantial browser games can be. They aren't all Bejeweled variants and minimalist indie fare trying to art up your day."

That's actually a very helpful response, Noel. I see movies starting with A's and then losing points as they tick along and get shitty. It sounds like you start them all as average, and they can grow from there or get worse off. Gives me insight to your thinking when year end lists roll around. Thanks.

Curious…
So it's doing the whole action thing really well. The big strike against it is that the plot is minor, but even that criticism is immediately quelled—but it's getting a B+? Is UNFORGIVEN just for cowboy movie fans too? Would that get a B+? or PALE RIDER? That's a western there, man. B+? Did the genre bother…

Baruch dayan emet.

Touche…. or is it tushy?

I read that as, "When indie faces off against hip-hop, only Tank Girl wins," which kind of makes sense.

What a tangled web we weave
…when first we practice to tell the truth during an interview with someone other than those softball pitching bitches like EW. Amirite?

Hell is a teenage girl
Go rent GINGER SNAPS. It's this movie minus quips plus being good.

He's from nearby Boston, A Harvard Professor! Don't you read The Phoenix?