Or: make some new goddamn cartoons.

I can't explain why that stuff doesn't bother me but this does. All I can say is, wet food on people's faces has awakens a horrible hate inside me.

OK Computer. Or Kid A. Or Amnesiac. Or Hail to the Thief. Or In Rainbows.
Not the King of Limbs. Now, you throw Daily Mail in between Morning Mr. Magpie and Little By Little? You've got something.

Has there ever been a worse lyric than "Are we human or are we dancer?"
I remember when they debuted that song on SNL, I was watching with my sister. We looked at each other, confused. That's not what he said. That CAN'T be what he said. We turned it up louder. We still didn't believe it. I literally pressed my ear to…

It's like she drizzled caramel all over her face and then smeared it around with a handful of fruity pebbles and sprinkles.
I hate it.

Is there anything in the world as disgusting as wet food? I submit: no. There is not.

Once I started reading Sherlock Holmes books/stories I realized that literally every detective show is just a ripoff of those. When it comes to detective shows, there's only so much originality one can expect.

I'm partial to the Spelling Bee one.

I lost track of this show, but I really enjoyed the first few seasons. I think the last episode I watched was around when Sean and Juliet got together. I was like…oh, now he's just a successful douchebag who has everything he wants. I have no idea what season it was, because USA's seasons make absolutely no sense.

That album cover made me physically ill. And I work in surgery.

Wow, thanks for posting this. I struggle with literally the exact same thing (especially the mental anguish/self loathing that comes afterward) and it's comforting to hear someone else say it.

Icebergs

Josh Gad: Diet Jonah Hill

I would recommend that Josh Gad not read any of Ebert's reviews of his films.

Damn, Rian, lies of minnelli just called you out, you just gonna let him talk to you like that?

Interesting and awful aren't mutually exclusive.

Turns out the heart of the island was actually a pool of midichlorians.

What if Chewbacca dies by getting hit by a car?

Star Wars still does, but the idea of a new Star Wars-related movie coming out EVERY YEAR worries me. The magic will definitely be lost. Even though I ended enjoying Avengers 2 and Ant Man, I had absolutely no interest in seeing them because, eh. It's just another superhero movie.

Sometimes I watch those movies and think he actually did something interesting with the character. He plays the character like a warped teenager whose culty upbringing rendered him confused and emotionally suppressed—which is exactly what happened to Anakin.