Yeah, totally. Like, I'm sure there were internet rumors in 1999, but I sure as hell wasn't about to take the 30 minutes to boot up the computer and wait for AOL to load.

I saw one about Darth Maul, and his weird Darth Maul family. It was…fine. Did not have a desire to return to the show.

No way, Sanz is a treasure.
Listen to his first appearance with Ben Swartz (first ep of 2012 I think?) where he talks about selling Ferraris at the Mazarati dealership, and catching the owner's wife having sex with a repairman while they were lying side by side next to each other, and then the repairman rolls away on…

Start with episode 1. It perfectly captures the essence of the show.

Yeah, I've relistened to RSS a BUNCH. Those guys' chemistry is just incredible. The bit they do about Farrelly Brothers quotes and Sean just keeps reading off increasingly obscure quotes from Osmosis Jones is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Spider bites dude's dick

"So you beat out two women in their forties, one of whom had an autistic son. How much money did you give to autism?"

Probably not a great thing if you're a professional comedian and have never put out anything on the internet that's half as funny as a top comment on AV Club.

Check out last week's Hollywood Handbook (brilliant satirical podcast) for a hilarious shredding of the trailer for this movie.
Or just check it out because it's awesome. Either way.

Who's playing who now?

^Probably one of the greatest replies of all time.

Yeah, that's fair. If we're talking about just plain old "rock" bands…but I don't even know what that is anymore. Grohl just plays the same old crusty rock songs that he's been playing since he was a teenager. Now he's like a legacy act, which doesn't feel very "rock." Rock, to me, has always felt like more of an…

In its place, every time slot that would have been taken by Scream will be replaced with a stagnant screen that says "We're sorry"

Radiohead played a slightly different setlist every night of their last tour. And they would always throw in some DEEP (like, really deep) cuts for fans.

Man if this city wasn't here, I'd just be standing…in dirt or something.

Counterpoint: Coldplay. Yeah, yeah, I know. But fuck you. They're a great band.
I saw them play a huge arena show, and it was still incredibly emotional and, oddly, one of the more intimate shows I've seen. At one point they went out on the lawn and played an acoustic set right in front of my goddamn face in the…

I want to hear what he said before he reiterated himself.

I wonder if people would remember Meet the Parents more fondly if it wasn't followed by those awful sequels. Because Meet the Parents is legitimately one of my favorite comedies. It's endlessly quotable.

If we're going to get newswires about every celebrity cameo in The Muppets, the newsfeed might explode.

Yeah, I was going to say Ultimatum, but Supremacy did come first.
Seriously, though. Ultimatum is a fucking OUTSTANDING action movie. I have watched it a million times and will gladly watch it a million more.