His description of that song is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

That movie taught me that you're not hardcore unless you live hardcore. And the legend of the rent was WAY hardcore.

It's pre-Phantom Menace bad. It looked like a made-for-TV Nickelodeon movie.

Yeah I don't think they're cookie-cutter, per se. It's just that they're all within the same genre, so they all feel similar to a degree. My favorite Marvel movie is the first Captain America, though, which is a very cookie-cutter origin story. It just has a great script, and is a perfect throwback to the adventure…

You know why the first Raimi Spider-Man movie is great? The first goddamn scene is Peter Parker going to the science lab where he gets bit by a spider. On his way there we see that he's a loser, that he's in love with a girl, that he has a rich best friend who resents his dad, and that he has a loving aunt and uncle.…

I can't think of a single time I've found Doug Benson funny. He's that guy from your highschool who thought the very IDEA of smoking pot was hilarious…except now he's 50 and it's just sad.
I love Leonard Maltin game, though. Truly one of mankind's greatest inventions.

He was like Kevin James, but funny.

There are three more essential episodes they need to do that they've talked about doing:
1. Commentary on the Commentary Special
2. Reading a transcript of the Spidey episode
3. Having their former-girlfriends-whom-they-then-marrieds on the show.

Trust me, this guy fuck?

"If Marc talked…less…it'd be a lot more interesting."
Agreed!

And he will have heard of the band U2.

It felt like an episode of Sick Burns.

The gentleman seems to be mixing up Blue Turtling and Talkin' 'Bout Turtle. Two VERY different podcasts.

Those four second music cues really did waste a lot of time.

In the future do people not know what comedy is?

Considering Age of Ultron was a self-aware movie with a sense of humor, yes, yes it can be.

Totally fair. I think we can all agree that Man of Steel had a lot of good ideas that were mostly botched by a pretty lifeless screenplay.
But I still enjoy the movie.

Well, he doesn't intentionally let them down. That's why he's Superman.

And why doesn't The Thing dance anymore?

I haven't heard of a single person that's excited about it.
If Shawn the Sheep beats in in the box office…holy shit that would be fantastic. (4!)