It took a long time to finish that Taylor Swift building because Kanye kept halting development.
EDIT: Joke already made. Move along. Dammit.

Just looks like a tall person with a bunch of abdominal hernias.
AKA my boner jam.

I approve of your taste.

Hey, but for real…Robert DeNiro as an aging Comedian from Watchmen wouldn't be a bad bit of casting.

Unless you really like being on SNL, and he certainly seems to.
I'm thinkin' Kel doesn't see SNL as purgatory.

Silly Paula! Your fans can't read.

Are you a spider-filled-black-person half full kind of guy or half empty kind of guy?

Poor guy. He never struck me as being more or less funny than Kenan Thompson, who's had a weirdly successful career.

At this rate you'll never make it to regionals.

What a quitter quitter.

(it's a reference from Hollywood Handbook)

Well I just feel like the landscape is changing what with all these computers, and TV is just small movies now.

A freakazoid?
Oh wait, that's Freakazoid.

And isn't it interesting that nerds is cool now and the jocks and bullies is pumping our gas?

Such a nerd, this guy. The way he acknowledges really popular touchstones that literally everyone knows, is super attractive and in shape and is successful just screams "nerd."

I promise I'm not being sarcastic when I say that was genuinely worth looking into. Thanks for posting.
EDIT: somehow qualifying it made it sound even more sarcastic.

Man, if you haven't read the deposition in question, you should check it out. Fascinating and damning. Like a Grisham novel with better dialogue.

One of the most charming games ever made. The game is so wonderfully inspired by classic animation—the way Luigi squashes, stretches, flattens…it's still very impressive. Dark Moon was a masterpiece as far as I'm concerned, but there's a simple charm to the original that's hard to top. I wish more games were content…

Pair…pair of noids…para…yes! I got it!

In general it is a bit tiresome to hear these sorts of arguments, though. There has always been more bad films than good films. Even in the 70's, it's not like the majority of films at the theater at any given time were outstanding. There's always a lot of crap. We have hindsight so we can see all the brilliant films…