"In the kind of statement different folks roll out every year or so to demonstrate that kids these days and when ice cream cost a nickel, "
…what?

Well, Miles, have you been good to your mother?

Might as well post this here. The dust-jacket to The Unauthorized Autobiography had a reversible cover that made it look like an overly wholesome children's book. It's called The Luckiest Kids in the World! and it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen:
http://www.locusmag.com/200…

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

But fake trailers are very "in."

It's unfortunate that it's fake, because I found it to be a Very Fitting Debut.

Correct. It's a great movie.
OK it's not a great movie. But I liked the dinosaurs killing people.

(Heynongman, I think)

"Isn't Continues"?

Today's CBB episode fell flat for me. I'm not sure if it was Scott's fault for not picking up on the ISIS thing sooner, or Paul's fault for not leading him to it better, but it was more boring than funny. It was all kind of worth it for Scott's incredulity at how boring Paul Brittan's Fitch character was, though.
"We've…

"Tyler Perry's black, panther!"
-Someone explaining Tyler Perry's race to a panther.

Mel Gibson and racism do go hand in hand…

I'm intolerant of this joke
-CBB deep cut

Did you say S?

Pfft how did I forget about the GC adaptor? I use it for Smash all the time. I suppose they could totally do GC games, then.
Honestly unless they do an HD remake I wouldn't bother. The game looks great on old 4:3 tube TVs, but pretty 'meh' on widescreen.

I wouldn't count on GC games anytime soon. A lot of those games (Sunshine in particular) required pressure-sensitive triggers, which the Wii U does not have.

Super Mario Sunshine for me. It's possibly my favorite game of all time; I know it's the most controversial 3D Mario, but I don't think they ever topped the way Mario moves in that game. It just feels perfect, and there's so many little nuances and tricks, like doing the water-slide, belly-hopping, spin-jumping,…

Yeah agreed. If they can make an Elder Scrolls that's as open-ended and laid-back as Morrowind but as user-friendly as Skyrim, I'd be a happy camper.
(I love Oblivion and Skyrim, but I'm not sure I ever did anything in the story past the two introductory missions).
Or maybe that's Elder Scrolls Online?
The Witcher 3…

Agreed. The only thing Origins truly lacks is the art direction Rocksteady is known for, but even then I think WB created some great looking stuff with the Christmas motif.

City, if nothing else, should be praised for not ending on a bossfight, but with a *moment.* The final confrontation with Batman in the Joker in City is just…perfect.