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I'd like to play you a little ditty called "The Living Daylights". Then we fight!

Breihan does write "Dutch madman director Paul Verhoeven, a name that will come up again." If not for Robocop, then what?

"Raise the Yamato"?? :-D
I love Rambos "The Yamato? Are you sure?", when the spy chick breaks the news (over the phone).

That's "PEACELOVING Mujahedeen" to you, Mr.!

That has to be the most.. disturbing… GIF i've ever seen!

Point Break? And before you say anything, let me answer that for you: Keanu is both watchable AND enjoyable in Point Break. Johnny Utah, for chrisssakes!

I like to pronounce the name of "Law and Order" producer Dick Wolf as one word: "Dickwolf". Original? Probably not. Funny? Well, kind of. If you're drunk enough.

"Tucker and Drew could have grown up in concentration camps and I still would have a hard time feeling sympathy for them."
Arhhh, that's a- good-a snark!

He found it again.

He was so damn good i BN. Effortlessly charming and touching and gruff. It's crazy that he couldn't see for himself how great a perfomance it was.

Girls, Lisa! Boys kiss girls!

I find it mind-boggingly insane that companies put regional restrictions on what is essentially commercials.
"This message trying to sell you a Bud Light is not available for you, dirty foreigner!"

I can't stress enough how happy It makes me that Sean O'Neal is back on AVC. His snark is so big that we're gonna need a bigger boat!

Yes, but Hurt is not portrayed as someone "previously clever", who does stupid things because of lust.
He's portrayed as someone who's out of his depth even in the relatively low-rung attorneys position he occupies, and (spoilers) is targeted by Turners scheming before he even meets her, specifically because of being

Hurt plays another great slightly dim-witted character in Kasdan's "Body Heat". He's somewhat smarter than his "Broadcast News" character, but the way Kathleen Turners femme fatale makes him think he's making things up as he goes along is brilliantly portrayed.

The A.V. Club:

Silencer isn't really black metal. But they still matched music and vocals. Unlike this video.

As someone who likes both black metal and soccer, I can confirm that this has nothing to do with either, and is just two unrelated sounds put on top of each other in crude fashion.
Bad Internet! Bad!

That sounds like the worst pick-up line ever. "Is your middle name Nelly? 'Cause it's getting Hot In Hurrrrr!"

I always felt that Cold Mountain was miscast. All the supporting characters were way more interesting than its two leads. I never bought dandy dapper Jude Law as an down-to-earth, hard working 'murican.
PSH lit up the screen here, and it's never a good sign when (spoiler) one of the supporting characters dies, and you