Took them two years to basically rip off a decades-old Simpsons joke?

Little Drummer Boy was written by the devil and needs to be erased from existence.

“The SUSPIRIA remake looks chilling.”
-Scott Tobias

Baby It’s Cold Outside and any song you’re likely to hear multiple times in a row but covered by different artists. Which I realize is most Christmas music, but I swear to God Jingle Bell Rock came on 6 straight times one morning when I used to work at a hardware store.

Easy, like this:

I was close to giving a fraction of a fuck.

“My hope is that a six-month sabbatical will give me the opportunity to avoid this news cycle so I can return to work without Disney feeling like they need to fire me”

I find this kind of amazing when you compare The Good Place to what passes for comedy on most networks.

I mean, sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason. My mom’s best friend was a Vietnamese lady who did hair and nails - because when she moved in the 70s there were other folks doing the same, who owned wholesale suppliers, etc. Same with my friend whose family still owns a Chinese restaurant - moved here, entrepreneur…

IRL Jackson was an absolute simpleton (Eight Men Out gets this exactly right).

Last of the Mohicans is, and probably will always be, the reigning champion of worst book to become a good movie.

Great little casting against type there — if John Leguizamo of all people is sober and serious, you know shit is real.

Very informative. And infuriating.

A company is only legally required to file with the SEC if they have 2000 or more individual (read: distinct entities, which can include individual people, ownership groups, other corporate entities, banks, bondholders, etc.) investors.

Thus, if a company can get 5 billionaires to invest a billion dollars each, you…

Criticism retracted. Carry on.

John Oliver: We got em! Right?!

That recurring gag is both funny and sad every time.

Is it just like The AVClub Legacy System. That was great

Louise Linton is wondering if that’s enough money to buy the rest of the dalmatians she needs to finish her fur coat.

Diana really needs to hang out with a better caliber of people