Deserve’s got nothin’ to do with it...

The point isn’t to win, it’s to tie the US government up in court as long as possible in order to delay the wall. They’re not expecting to win, they’re expecting to be a pain in the ass.

Wait, seriously? He couldn’t make a casino profitable? All he had to do was be slightly better at managing his money than the average gambler.

Something similar happened to my wife. She got pulled over for speeding, and the cop informed her that her license was suspended and she had a warrant in another city, stemming from a parking ticket some six years before. They had never told her any of this. She had both renewed her driver’s license once and renewed…

At which point they would have to pay CAH, and they can funnel that money back towards a new thorn in his side.

I tell you what.

“Did you get a haircut?” —my boyfriend after I put on a bit of eyeliner

How to combat sexual assault, by Pamela Adlon.

Becky is being replaced as manager by Sarah Chalke.

If it’s coming from Russia, I find it far more likely that this is just another app to populate their facial recognition databases.

I can’t wrap my head around the physics in the article photo - that toy should not be able to remain perfectly balanced. Bonus points, however, for showing a typical “What the hell is this thing?” Kinder toy.

Deutsch Bags.

They should call it “The Amazing Lord of the Rings” and spend a bunch of time on what happened to Frodo’s parents.

Come on. I’m a librarian, and we are insanely sanctimonious as a profession.

Such a perfect image for the state of Reasonable Discussions.

He really should have let you punch that letter up.

There’s an argument to be made that single incident years ago, never to be repeated, isn’t necessarily worth condemning someone for, if they recognize it as a mistake, don’t repeat the behavior, and make restitution to the victim. Granted, that in no way describes Spacey, who sounds more like a serial sexual predator.

Um, you guys got it ALL wrong. When Kevin Spacey did his weird apology thing, he said “I choose to live as a Gay man”. He is living now as Gay Talese, and it’s his choice, ok?

Fact: telling a person to suck it up is also a proven means cure depression and anxiety!

Like Darin on Bewitched