I bought a whole bunch of Kinder eggs at the airport in Reykjavik a few years ago and brought them home. I honestly had no idea they were illegal, I just thought they weren’t available in the U.S. for whatever reason. The fact that they’re illegal is absurd.

John Oliver and the Carlos Danger bit will never fail to get a laugh from me.

They drowned in a rowboat, right? Wait, am I remembering that right?

Well yeah, he wants to keep milking it for money. Otherwise he’d have to actually do something himself, rather than simply using his father’s legacy for all it’s worth. On the upside, he’s 92 so we may not have to wait it out too much longer. His son, Simon, is apparently much more friendly to the idea of adaptations.

Oh man, I’m so mad that the stupid “Once Upon a Time” show means that we’ll probably never get Fables.

Based on the books, and on Tolkien’s background, I would assume the history of Rohan is basically the same as the Vikings, but with horses instead of ships.

Yeah Caitlin’s idea sounded the best. But I guess they could still pull a bunch of stuff from the appendices, right? Those are still technically part of LOTR and so could be used.

And can he still be voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch, because I feel like that was one of the few good decisions made for The Hobbit movies (that and casting Martin Freeman as Bilbo).

Where I work, we just have one of those water bottle fillers attached to the water fountain. Works just fine.

It always just makes me think of Silicon Valley.

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No, I know he’s a conspiracy theorist; it’s just interesting to me that he has definitely embraced the internet style of it, since he comes out of the old-school style of it. If anything he’s still not quite an internet conspiracy theorist, since he actually included citations to something other than a conspiracy…

Way too many citations to be a Kinja poster.

Oh my god, Oliver Stone is a full-on internet conspiracy theorist. I guess it was bound to happen, but this is amazing. How did he send this letter, Sean? Does he trust e-mail? Did he send a courier?

I’m thinking Toni Morrison would be pretty scrappy. I think she could win.

Exactly.

Yeah I think Kline or Bacon would do a capable job. Even better if they replace Spacey with absolutely no explanation whatsoever.

Buy a ticket to a non-Disney movie and then sneak over to the Disney one!

That does seem a little extreme though, given that they could just sell the Fantastic Four rights back to Disney.

Nah nah, this sounds way more like the franchise wars from Demolition Man.