She feels kinship to him since they are both orange.

Do they take place at Christmas? Wait, what am I saying, of course they do.

America is dead, long live America.

That’s a really good way to describe it. When I was first trying to think of Tom Petty songs, I could only think of like 3 or 4, but as soon as I started reading everyone’s responses, I thought, oh shit, I know a ton of these.

Oh my god, they totally did. I never put that together until now.

This American Life had an episode earlier this year about refugees stuck in camps in Europe and it was called “You Don’t Have to Live Like a Refugee” and they finally played the song right at the end of the episode. I would have been so disappointed if they hadn’t.

I would also like to stand up for the “third party analysis” being poorly described in this article. I just read the book in question, Is the Cat in the Hat Racist? by Phil Nel, for a graduate class and its discussion is far more nuanced than it is being represented in this article. Nel acknowledges Seuss’ anti-racist…

Please read the actual letter, Alien Jesus. She actually made a pretty good argument, since her school is a wealthy, predominantly white school, so has far less need for free books than other schools across that state or across the country.

Also the weird thing I noticed from looking at the letter which accompanied these books: her signature style IS EXACTLY LIKE Donald’s signature. Did he force her to have the same handwriting or what?

Now now, I thought we settled this back in the first season of American Horror Story: the preferred AV Club terminology is “tearjerking”.

Yeah I’m getting some serious deja vu with both the review and some of these comments.

Yeah that first book was basically nothing but impending doom and dread.

Right, like I say below, the trade-off is having to live in Waco. Which, no.

Because they re-play every single episode endlessly.

No one who actually cooks would ever want an open concept kitchen. Because it makes your entire house smell like whatever food you are cooking. Yay, now the living room smells like fish for a week!

Yes exactly. I mean, the obvious trade-off is that you’d have to live in Waco. Which is not really something I’m willing to do.

No more being tormented by the fact that you can buy a huge house in Waco for 80k that really only needs new appliances and carpet.

Could we somehow replace Jared Kushner with Eddie Izzard? I think that would be a win for everyone.

Please tell me you will be around more, Scrawler! It would be one nice thing to come out of Kinja.

You, sir, are the true American.