My wife is a catering manager, and yes, people do have these types of parties in LA. It's totally ridiculous. My favorite of the events she's done: Barbara Streisand had Josh Grobin do a private concert at her house. That's just so funny and gay.

Being from Chicago, I'm aware of Houlihan's, I just don't get the reference here.

Okay, Houlihans?
I'm sorry, but I kinda watch the show, and I read the reviews, but this whole Houlihan's thing is completely lost on me. Are they sponsors in the Midwest? They sure don't offer visual deliciousness in Los Angeles.

So… It still sucks?
That's really what we're getting at here?

I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, Oh I'm an apeman.
I don't feel safe in the world no more
I don't want to die in a Nuclear War
I wanna sail away to a distant shore
And live like an Apeman.

Who could forget Rick Moranis on the Windsurfer lost at sea? Club Paradise is probably the only Robin Williams movie I can stomach.

Chris Gaines
That's the true Artist.

There's always two different ways an episode can go, and it's a different division line for everybody. On the whole, it comes down to Larry being an A-hole, or the people he's with being an A-hole. Too often though, it's a bit of a stretch in each direction. Would Larry seriously think he's right in this case? Or are…

There's no point in arguing over which lady is hotter. They're both gorgeous, and now involved in a beautiful Betty/Veronica weekly showcase. Cheryl by day, Julia by night, baby!

And….. Let's go ahead and make this whole thing past tense. Apparently the Olympic Committee is full of avid AV Club readers, and they read my comment and kicked Chicago out.

Chicago Olympics
It seems the only people who want the Olympics in Chicago are people who don't live in Chicago, except for people who's name's begin with an O and end with an "ahh" sound.

We have our monthly Hollywood Cult meeting coming up this weekend. Ugh! So much to do. I have to pick my ceremonial robes up from the cleaners, and I haven't even STARTED to work on my presentation about making everyone in America gay. We keep pushing back the "Destroy God" debate, and at this point, I don't even…

If a frog had wings it wouldn't bump its ass a hoppin'?

Why don't we work up a number 6 on them?

Hey, fatty! I've got a movie for ya! A Fridge Too Far!

She seems to think a lot of things that aren't true.

Ron Sawnson is AMAZING. My absolute favorite character. And having to depend on April is a great dynamic. Two people who couldn't care less about anything around them but for completely different reasons.

You owe me one gumball machine.

What's that sign say?

Seriously though, what the hell is ACORN?