Dazed and Confused
Totally blows. Shitty, shitty movie. Yes, that's right.

I also realize I have left myself entirely open to small penis jokes.

And the Strongest Man in the world.

Speaking of Wives…
My wife decided she's not going to like this show unless they even out the nudity. There seems to be a dependable flow of tits, but as she said, "The show is called HUNG, for God's sake!"

What?! Huh?! What will come out no more?!?!

Have you paid your dues, Jack?

May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.

Achiever!
I loved that Achiever shirt Andy had on. I was convinced it was a Lebowski reference until I saw the back translation of the hebrew letters. "Life."

We'll go with that.

And Cub fans are a bunch of yuppy A-holes, so there you go.

Wasn't it Dean And Celia?
They're the ones selling dope-metics.

You can't go to a wedding in Chicago anymore without hearing it dedicated to the '05 Sox. Then they play that stupid, stupid, "Hey whaddya say, The Cubs are going to win today" song. Man, what a dumb song.

Garth, that was a haiku.

But really….
I've had my Wii for a little over a year, and it's pretty much just a bowling machine.

Let's NOT forget that Michael Jackson's Moonwalker also came bundled with the Genesis.

It was the indeed the Rage/Boys concert. I guess I'm just never supposed to see them….

DAMN YOU YAUCH!
This is the 2nd time I've had tickets to see the Beasties, and the 2nd time the tour was cancelled because of Yauch. The first time he broke something snowboarding in 1998.

The more I think about it, I don't think she can be a wife. First of all, she would have to be an ex-wife, since Esteban doesn't seem to be from Juniper Creek. And even then, why would he cower so much to her?

Wife?
Is it 100% sure that she was Esteban's wife? She could have been a sister, speaking on behalf of a more powerful father, or maybe a Drug Queen from a larger faction.

Hey, I'm with the Hand Grenade. Grammatical errors are annoying enough on people's blogs that when you see them on a professional journalist's write ups, it's frustrating.