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Alex Rogan
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MLB 2K9 sucks
It's just horrible. I may actually ditch Xbox 360 for a PS3 and the The Show. The only good thing about it is that they fixed 2K8's habit of freezing up in the 8th inning,

There you go! The women don't believe it!

BJORK!

The only thing I hate more than Megan Fox is that no female believes you when you say you don't like her.

Stop yelling.

There's a 3rd dimension now?

"Objection!"
"Hey, gimme a break. We're both lawyers!"

Crack! Ice! Boom! Pow!

But wouldn't no grade really felt more appropriate? Can the AV Club start giving incompletes?

Once again, the Onion provides a great response:

I lived PCU!
My roommate was in charge of Special Events at Southern Illinois University, and George Clinton came to our house party after his concert. You wanna know what hard partying is? When you travel with a personal Medic. George didn't leave until after dawn, either. We went from elated and shocked to kind of

What's the secret, Peter?

I think the cliff hangar will be more about the 3rd faction of people that grabbed Miles in their van. They'll show up and shoot somebody or start this big "war" the whole town's talkin' about.

I don't think the bomb is going to go off. I think it's another red-herring, or just exists to ratchet up the intensity for hitting the reset button in the season finale. But I just don't see the Incident being prevented. Even if Selfish Jack does manage to prevent it from happening at that moment, it will be caused

We'll see. Maybe the bomb was always a part of the incident, and creates the Dark Territory through radiation, and the need for the vaccine and all of the quarantine signs.

Eloise Sacrificed Daniel for the Island
So this may have been covered, but there's too much to sort through already.

You never say people in show business are dead. They're just "unavailable."

Michael Buble, Harry Connick Jr, Nancy Sinatra, Frank Sinatra Jr. (A Member of the Board!), Steve Tyrell, Bob Goulet, or even Jerry Lewis would have made more sense than Jamie Foxx. But like somebody said higher up, they don't have anything to promote right now.

No. It really isn't.

Yes, LA has lots of strip malls, etc, but has distinction. It's a 500 square mile area, and within that exist valleys, forests, suburbs, mountains, and shoreline. As someone who's never been to New York, I can say that almost every neighborhood they show there looks the same to me.