Grades 10-1
Sass mouth 6-1
Trash mouth 5-2
Toughen the kid up, 1-1

Trebek always likes to show off his French pronunciation, for some reason, so I'm sure he'd be thrilled to introduce me as a "listless flaneur."

I think it's because they misheard the Matrix koan catchphrase as "There is no poon," and they find that's very resonant with their lives.

Well your dong is from a less civilized age, I'm sorry to say.

St. Bernardus Abt 12 is the best thing organized religion has ever produced.

Any pill is a suppository if you're down to party.

Holy shit, Harrison Ford is black?

"Your father's dong. This is the weapon of an MRA Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a vagina. An elegant weapon… for a more civilized age."

Good made-up name, but why would these MRA douchebags win anything at the Most Adorable Grandmother Awards?

Oh you've done it now, honey.

In tribute to MST3K Redux, I offer one of the questions Servo and Crow said they would ask the Amazing Colossal Man if the chance arose:

Don't downplay your "Netflix and…" skill.

Go on…

THANKS O[CALLER ID BLOCKED]MA!

In your face, Rabin.

He looks like the result of an attempt to clone Brad Dourif from one of Brad's cum socks.

If Kyle Smith doesn't like being curb-stomped by the 501st Legion, he should quit acting like a fuckstain.

Mind blown.

Pinochle's a hell of a drug.

To lend a false sense of credibility to his research into the baby-making process. Lot easier to get a ring-side seat when folks think your interest is purely academic.