Apparently he was more interested in coercing them into eating him.

¡Roberto Kirkhombre no se preocupa por la gente negra!

Of course he won't get caught kicking puppies, silly. He's a QB: he'll get caught throwing puppies.

WITH AYURMS WAAAD OHPEEEEEEEEH

As long as we're including Bobby Byrd and the Famous Flames by association, I cosign this idea.

Dark Continent has "Tsetse Fly", which gives it the edge for me.

Brilliant soundtrack to a brilliant film. Still can't figure out why a black and white German Expressionist pastiche based on a YA novel set in Tulsa didn't rack up Star Wars level box office receipts.

Plate of shrimp.

It can be three things.

"BROMETHEUS: He stole the secret of roofies from the Cos."

*throws each of you a bouquet*

Are you not a fan of Mock The Last Week, then?

Not if you use charisma extraction nanites.

Too soon!

A moment of silence, please, for Adobo Grill's guacamole which was one of the best I've ever tasted.

Still would, Burl, still would. And that's the only possible legitimate reason ever to consider rebooting the franchise.

To quote Michael Caine: "I have never seen [Jaws: The Revenge], but by all accounts it is terrible. However, I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific."

a) Analogy, not allegory.
b) Joke.

Good lord, yes. Read the thread.

I have raised the Diksignal on Twitter.