The Wire may have potential, but so far it all seems rather diffuse. We barely have time to get to know any of the characters, and what little we do know implies that they're an unpleasant bunch. There doesn't seem to be any overarching plot, either: we get glimpses of a murder trial, some kibbitzing among cops and…

We do LOL :Don't we? Salad days, really.

I don't think I knew you'd named your imaginary daughter after the man who played Mr Kidd in Diamonds Are Forever until now. That's a bold and admirable choice.

BABY, BABY, BAAAABYHHHNNNNNGHYAH!

Where are they now?

Hey now
You're in Smashmouth
Shut the fuck up
Guy!
Be thankful
That your day job
Doesn't involve
Fries.

As a Madonna song, it's an excellent William Orbit song.

Yet another thing he has in common with Primus.

"The creative partnership works because Madonna, though serious, always seems game, and Myers, though frequently goofy, is also [a self-absorbed, thoroughly unpleasant twat who takes himself and his mediocre product way too seriously]."

EDIT: Eh, too mean. (My original comment, that is; not yours).

My favourite example of the Witty Title subgenre was designed to prompt the following request at the ticket booth:

Quentin just needs to reminded to go for a wee before the dailies begin.

You're a special snowflake and everything you do is just super, Internet!

Get An Original Fucking Idea For Once, Internet!

Oh! I was melding a Simpsons quote ("…four Krustys!") with our discussion of Sharon Stone's talent.

I'll bet it was this dude.

If memory serves, sir, the offending party was a banjolele.

They should have their own schools.

Will there ever be a Great Job Internet that doesn't conform to the following category?

Easy pal. Here's a Kleenex.