*spattering of applause*

Statistically speaking, Frank Stallone and John Travolta are the same person.

RESTORED SCENE FROM DIRECTOR'S CUT:
"Steve Guttenberg? He's adequate in everything!"

It's all I've ever wished for.

I-I'm seeing double - four Sharon Stone Blockbuster Boxes!

And that movie is, you guessed it…

"Don't be fooled by the ratings that we got
We're still
We're still
A functioning broadcast network, somehow."

I think I've read that part of the narco culture is a celebration of the death urge - "I take risks that no other man would take, living life as if it does not matter, therefore I am mas macho," etc. Eating at Taco Bell would appeal to that kind of joyless, violent, adrenaline-addicted mindset.

Do you get an achievement for just standing there and watching for, like, three hours? Cause I think I know what I'm gonna be doing between now and Hannibal…

Thither.

Number 1 fuck album.

To pinpoint it exactly: Super Mario Bros came out in 1985.

Fewer facepaint/armor sets that make your Qunari player character look like a jacked, horned version of Transformer-era Lou Reed. Far fewer, in fact.

"Mmmm. This might be the best muffin I've ever eaten!"

And plot-related! Not even remotely gratuitous in any way.

This does sound pretty unconventional: there's only a 14 year age differential between the romantic leads.

Simple explanation: Häxan was one of The Beatles' 27 studio albums. And, er, was recorded in the Appalachians.

From Beyond or GTFO.

Lisa Marie and Barbara Crampton? I think teenaged me just messed himself.

Probably not the strongest, most reliable clue but the delivery date listed when you preorder through Bethesda's storefront is TBD 2015.