If you'd only try a bite of this Drowner Brain Bouillabaisse, I think you'd change your mind.

"You've come a long way, baby."

Really? This might last me until Fallout 4, then.

Given the abundance of furious dogs/wolves/wargs and the reasonable number of hives filled with hyper-agressive hornets… I am now praying that one of the 16 free DLC pieces delivers just that.

It's the first Witcher game I've played, and I'm only about a quarter of the way through it (as far as I can tell) but so far it hasn't been too bad. There have been three major female characters on stage: one is my quarry/protege, who seems to be a self-sufficient rogue; one is my former lover, who seems to be a…

Keep passing the open windows, Egg.

Egg, meet Eggsy. Eggsy: Egg.

I also am one of those things, so now we have a gang.

Time of the Apes, a Sandy Frank apestravaganza.

Just sucks any possibility of harmless fun out of the whole affair. It could have been a silly little beach movie, sub-Frankie and Annette but alright as these things go. But then he… defiles everything with his aggressively unfunny antics. His performance is an act of exquisite contempt and hostility towards the…

Okay, you may have suppressed these memories, so I'll need you to bite down on this wallet before I tell you the reason why.

"Somehow dropped in a lake" much like a Midwestern Mafia snitch.

Or its catchy alternative title Never Copyright Infringe On Anything Wet

"…and when you saw only one empty case of Costco bourbon in the sand, it is because I was drinking for the two of us…"

"I thought it wash called Tippler," slurs Dik's gin golem.

"It's a franchise that hopefully will never die until one of us does," Grenier tells the New York Times.

All you'd need is a mod that turns Fission Batteries into throwable weapons. Voilà: Fallout Philadelphia.

"MISSION GHOUL WILL HUNTING COMPLETED"

How do yah like them Dandy Boy Apples?

Yessss, Mr Sherman. Everything stinks.