That's a little reductive. This is also a place for a smaller, sadder group of obsessed neurotics to snark impotently about the fact that other people share an interest that they themselves don't enjoy.

The eldest Osborne child still stands as the finest proof of this concept. I vaguely remember that Ozzy and Sharon have another daughter, and if I had to guess I'd say her name is Carrie. Other than that, she may as well be utterly anonymous, and that's by her choice.

They are not. It's adolescent misanthropy masquerading as battle-won wisdom. I'm a huge fan of Coogan and Hahn in other contexts: this was essentially unwatchable.

Let go and let Gibbler.

Please wish it to the cornfield, Anthony… please…

DON'T SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME

"Wizard!"

Base of operations: Mobile.

Aw, c'mon bud - let's not leave it like that. My back was up because your initial reply assumed that I didn't understand the basic mechanics of how Lego bricks work - which, if we're gonna talk condescension, would basically be on par with patting me on the head and offering me a lollypop. My original comment has…

And I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're being deliberately obtuse.

Pfft, "reasons unknown". He's just obsessively private about the fact that he gestates members of Yoda's species in his neck.

Oh dear me. I'm not talking about whether or not you can click two Lego bricks together: of course you can. I'm talking about the "color outside the lines" message of the movie being subverted by the creation of licensed kits which remove the need for a kid to imagine a giant pirate robot or cobbled-together blue…

Lego Movie Tie-In Lego Sets just make no sense at all. Remember that film about how you shouldn't be constrained by instructions, and there were all these cool things made by smushing sets together? Yeah, that'll be $100 for the "Benny's Spaceship" set, thanks very much.

It's because every time he sees crabs, he thinks of your mom.

Which of your several bikini areas did he touch?

When the Doctor isn't having a go with a companion, he's having a row with a Dalek.

Haha, charade you are.

Or an "Automated Knickerkitten".

And the current pope is ex-Menudo.

As addressed in the 1976 film The Van Who Fell To Earth.