"The return of the Thin White Expendable/
Throwing incendiary grenades in lovers' eyes."

I hope that his wig in this one is made out of Pym particles or unstable molecules, or he'll get crushed under it every time he shrinks.

Have any articles ever made you [REDACTED] so hard that [REDACTED] comes out of your nose?

Your comment/username combo is creating a Duke/Dude/Dick Rude synergy which I will commend as strongly vaginal.

I do indeed. Should have prefaced my comment with [COMIC BOOK GUY VOICE] for clarity.

But Martin Freeman was in Shaun of the Dead. Very briefly, but still. You'd think both Simon Pegg and Martin Freeman would know that.

When one is citing Donald Trump's opinion on any subject non-ironically, one is tired of life. And should be euthanized.

I've always been fond of Pale Rider. It's essentially High Plains Drifter except the bad guys are rapey instead of the good guy. So win-win, really.

Is "minimalist" what the kids are saying instead of "lazy" or "half-assed" these days?

I long to be turned back into a hose.

The issue here is ethics in movie ranking.

they are old fashun gud frends but modarn

the main qestion being is Barno splungwirthy?

Ohboy Krangar will not lik that one bit

The world am carnage

Jason Biggs, on the other hand…

Is corn a grass?

I still remember the glory days of the Crunchalupa Barbara Bel Geddes.

The Lord's Day is a twenty-four hour Miller Time.

Saddest Streisand Effect ever.