And that "F" is for Frog Eyes. I'm getting a little tired of the A.V. Club's rabid anti-BritishColumbiarite agenda.

On the strength of Empire alone, Kasabian should be on the list. Not a dull moment on that album.

Some awesome westerns, plus Young Guns, Wyatt Earp, Back to the Future III…

Wriggly Kasabian?

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Masterful tweets, even.

"Hear, O Bonnaroo!! The Hootie our Blowfish, The Hootie is One; Thou shalt love the Hootie thy Blowfish with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind"

No elderly teenagers? Let me introduce you to the collected films of the Centron Corporation.

HE USED A PEN AND IT WAS SPELT CORRECT AND EVERTHING.

Sounds like waiting for Godot was the right choice.

If we're talking about her driver's reaction time, not soon enough!

Heh heh heh - "biggest". I see what you did there, bro.

Kevin's not wrong about DQ, man, and it's not isolated to the one he worked at. "Death, milk and disappointment" is actually a pretty great description of how the backroom smells. The one I worked at for a few weeks in high school was so badly managed that I occasionally had to empty garbage bags into the dumpster…

Glad to see Specialist George Chubowski getting the girl.

Thanks Cap - you're a good man in a crisis. So US citizen parents is the key?

As a Canuck (i.e. somebody who doesn't claim to be an expert on the US Constitution) I've been wondering about that. I thought the rule was that you had to have been born on American soil and, like, 45 years old to be able to run. No ifs, no buts. Wasn't there always talk, ridiculous or not, about a Constitutional…

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I'll give you two dollars and a cassingle of "Rico Suave", but that's my final offer.

If they ran a Newswire every time a random dude revealed "The Thing" on Instagram, [insert punchline here]

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