"Seriously, being hit by arrows in slo-mo is the stuff of awkward boners."

She's the Pooad'dib.

I don't think the wood he carried weighed anything near that much.

Troll-human miscegenation.

I'd warm up first.

Hafþór takes normal mans, squeeze him until babby size.

Because one does not simply walk into Brigitte Nielsen.

You think that's impressive, you should see what he can do with the clean and jörk.

It's better than bað, it's Guðmundsdóttir!

The probable story arc if I ever attempted this feat:

If "it's always nice to see yourself on TV," how come Sean gets so snippy whenever we mention Clarissa?

Sam Smith should be glad he didn't get taken to the Zombie Zoo, amirite fellas?

Erik publishes an article containing the phrase "My wife has been meat-free for the bulk of our relationship" and the comments so far have been completely on topic.

This is the comment you respond to first? Have you read the rest of the thread yet?

Well it's not quite an article, and it's not quite a curette… but man…

O R'LYeh?

"And for those of you in the front rows - you will get wet."

It's the homeless-man-who's-been-set-on-fire-by-a-fraternity's Hannibal.

Hillbilly Highlander: Thar kin be only one.

I thought that was Hannibal Rising.