A little disappointed that the AVC didn't manage to shoehorn some snark about Hannibal's "misogyny" into this articlette. C+

He's an interesting guy: directed videos for Sonic Youth and REM; heavily involved with Jackass and various other Spike Jonze projects; married to Corin Tucker of Sleater-Kinney. Hope this helps.

Eddie Pepitone didn't win the season he was on it. Therefore "Last Comic Standing" is intrinsically, catastrophically flawed in concept and execution. QED.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO DIE!!!!
Flavor Aid's there, havin' a ball
Flavor Aid's gonna deliver us all
From the enemies of Papa Jim -
Take a drink and lie down for him!

I'm throwing my support behind a surprise write-in vote victory for Under The Skin. Guess we'll see who the better Oscar prognosticator is then, Scrawlie.

I'VE GOT A RUDDY GUN!

To provide the full quote: “Adam’s bass playing on Songs Of Innocence was as fresh and original as his work on our first album. To be sure, we keep hoping he'll improve - it's been more t'irty years, so it has - but Oi'd miss the jackeen if he ever left the band."

"Dig those jorts out of the crack of your ass" on the other hand…

Second prize: share a cabin with Fred Durst on ShipRocked.

Good heavens, Miss JacksSmirkingRevenge… you're beautiful!

Idiomatically, yes - but the literal translation of Chewbacca is "sentient merkin".

Lack-of-feet don't fail me now
Begging please don't make a freak of me

That's the Todd Rundgren adaptation of Freaks.

And the shots were from an anti-aircraft gun.

Good choice of director for this subject, as Aronofsky's last movie was about a famous Shipman.

You know what a love letter is? It's an exploding magical bolt from a fucking warforged crossbow, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to Carceri, fucker!

It got burned. Any follow-up questions?

Tomorrow

Mark E. Smith could just tweak the lyrics of "Spectre Vs Rector".

"Ya, ya, ya/He's James Bond"