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Facts are simple and facts are straight
Facts are lazy and facts are late
Facts all come with points of view
Facts don't do what I want them to
Facts just twist the truth around
Facts are living turned inside out
Facts are getting the best of them
Facts are nothing on the face of things
Facts don't stain the furniture
Facts go…

They're the last refuge of the scoundrel.

Isn't it bad enough that "Piers Morgan vs Shia LaBoeuf" is a thing, without you introducing theoretical сunt-fights?

Y'know, King, it doesn't matter if it's a folding steel chair or a throne built from the skulls of unbaptized infants… you take one to the back, you're going down.

[AUDIENCE MAKES OH-NO-HE-DIDN'T NOISE]

"Goldurn it, Mr Lamarr - you use your mouth purtier than a twenty dollar speech therapist!"

Bullshit! He's an Irish suburban punk, just like Feargal Sharkey. REPO MAN!

"Sure, and Oi've wrapped me boike around a lamppost, so Oi have! Begorrah and bejabers, Oi'm the Oirish Mister Magoo, at all, at all."

Oh that whimsical little leprechaun - he's mad for the craic!

You are the spirit of our times. Excelsior.

Good call on After Dark, My Sweet and The Grifters. Alain Corneau's Série Noire was the film that turned me on to Thompson, and is probably still my favourite adaptation of his work.

REED RICHARDS: Oh noes! DOOM has posted nude selfies of Sue!

This is why we don't even talk to that side of the Weasel family.

DJ Qualls as Nancy Reagan?

Some issues are too important to ignore. I simply had to comment.

Go away ∵ batin'

"Smells like seven layers / that beaver eats [bleeeeeeep]" is pretty damned funny.

You'd be surprised at how often Bonar Law was thinking about BonerTime.

Unless Bonertime lasts more than four hours, at which point you should consult a physician.