Seriously. I'd gladly pay, like, a buck a month for authenticated sign-in just so we didn't get these influxes of twisted-knicker shitheads every time Sean snarks about something popular..

Yeah, but it cleans out the sinuses nicely. There's a reason they call it Egyptian Dristan.

With Jesse Plemons as Space John-Boy, since Abrams doesn't seem to be using him.

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

"Sometimes I get them menstrual cramps, real hard."

Username/comment synergy of the day.

Not to be confused with Rick Wakeman's daughter, Padded Organ-Solo.

You can't fool me that easily, @avclub-6f611188ad4a81ffc2edab83b0705d76:disqus - I've read the pilot script for CSI: Cyber and I know exactly what kind of sick hell link-clicking can lead to.

Count Fondueku?

If you don't like the seaweed puns, just ig-nori them.

We got the results of the test back - @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus definitely has Wiseauphilia.

It's a beautiful world, spudboy.

Shamefully ignorant.

If you love The Fall (the greatest band in history) and The Fall (the greatest travelogue/Baron Munchausen pastiche in history) then we'll get along fine, just fine.

Well, they did both get their big break on a high-school sitcom. Plus there's the whole sexually ambiguous thing.

Och aye.

See also: Franco!

Added to to-do list.

If you get close enough, it'll give you the ol' Canada Goose.

Chris Hadfield is a coworker of mine! Insofar as we both work at the same gigantic university, in totally unrelated departments. I hear he's very nice.