Complicated even further by the fact that the song was originally written and recorded by a spider from Mars.

Franco, You Sucker!

Where else will he get ideas, if people don't "give" them to him?

Surprisingly tightly.

I believe that's the Francularity.

A Fistful of Franco

Francum. Studies and Etudes

And whatever Franco's equivalent of sploosh is, which I guess is just sploosh. Only with art.

The Human Francopede

Didn't he already reach Francompletion on a picture of Batman?

At least it's an ethos, right?

Safe for work. Unless they frown on you laughing uncontrollably at work.

The majority of my parents' viewership is on xhamster. Their fault for leaving the camcorder lying around.

Hey, that movie gave us the beloved archetype of the Manic Pixie Variably Lesbian Dream Girl.

So he's a truther, but he idolizes Dubya. How does that work? He believes that 9/11 was a false flag operation killing 3000 Americans to provide a pretext for illegal foreign wars, and applauds the man whose administration put it into play? That's… breathtaking.

Oh, he knows how a chair works… the Chair of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, that is.

For that matter, who will be his Jennifer Lopez? I nominate Jessie J. She may not be from the block, but she sings, dances and has that "just awful" quality in spades.

Everyone knows that the dark side is the sweetest meat.

Or just CSI: The O.C.?

The Chesterfield spokesmodel.