I'd say that the qualities of "creamy" and "full-bodied" are complimentary, breast-wise. The quality of "thickened with potatoes", however, could be taken either way.

Light the Andy Dicksignal!

Just wait until you see him tearprofiling somebody and then tearbrutalizing them in the middle of the street.

The fact that one out of fifteen of them is actually good comes as something of a surprise.

Mister, we could uuuse a maaan like Ronald Reagan agaaaain.

Glad to see @avclub-507eadad20d4b713441717995a15e661:disqus agrees with me. 30 minutes ago.

So size-wise, she's back to Medium?

So stoked for NCIS: Chief Wiggum, P.I., you guys.

I guess it becomes a little greyer when members of the original creative team are involved with the later, lesser product: it boggles the mind that the same man who created A New Hope also created Jar Jar Binks.

I haven't kept completely up-to-date, but I did read Hellblazer for many years (along with Swamp Thing's "American Gothic", The Books of Magic, and various other Constantine guest spots). And, if Constantine sucks, none of that will change: I'll still have enjoyed those comics. Perhaps your coworker should take a…

Plus, he's one of the few Inuit represented in the Bible.

But I don't even believe in Jebus!

Judy and Judea, in which a young woman attempts to adhere to the rules of Leviticus for a year.

Bless you.

Yeah, I think he's ready to play a double role. Great idea.

Sh*t My Heavenly Father Said

Doogie Howser, A.D.

Is anyone really excited for Guardians of the Galilee?

Given that Gideon's Crossing only lasted one season, I wouldn't get my hopes up.

I'm looking forward to the rebooted Ahabby Endings and Don't Trust the Zebedee in Apt. 23.