1) Yep.
2) Last week.
3) I wanna say The Atlantic? Wherever it is, they don't allow their contributors to freelance, so see (1).
4) I'm not, but I don't (currently) speak for everyone.

It's already better than Dads. Good luck!

'Cause they're so darn stupid!

I'm surprised this isn't a hard-hitting look at homelessness.

"Even if your mashed potatoes have butter, they're okay?"

"I am hip to the musics of today!"

Avatar/name/comment synergy: upvoted!

In related news, Dave Foley's ex-wife just built a solid gold sauna.

Big red no.

Who can eat the world up with a smile?
Who can take a normal day
and suddenly make it all seem quite vile?
Well it's you boy, and you should know it.
With each death and every psychic driving you show it.

Apparently SNL often features musical guests, Dennis: maybe you could work that into your reviews, give them a fresh twist.

The Monks, "I Hate You"

Roxy Music, "Editions of You"

Goddamn, TTV, you are just rocking these suggestions. Hey Modell - fuck the vote, we have the season's programmer right here.

Or "Bad Baby". Actually, just make the entire season PiL.

Robyn Hitchcock, "Bass"

"I'm making you my secretary of party-of-the-first-partying down!"

You're right - it is the second anniversary of sixteen days after Whitney Houston died.

I believe that you can "enjoy" all three seasons of The Killing on Netflix. It's not particularly suspense-driven, but it's definitely sterile and not at all sexy.

Woo hoo/D'oh.