*Jaeger hits Kaiju with boat*

- The broken plate
- The POV shot of the falling bear
- Trejo on a turtle
- The One Minute- GUS IS A TERMINATOR
- That "Sunset Boulevard" homage shot of the dead guy in the pool
- Skyler walking into the pool
- Ozymandias
- Felina

And I just realized that that badass kid with cancer turned down the chance to hear this.

Your willful rejection of good things and statement of an opinion that is opposite that of most people on this site is original and unique!

I'll agree, but you gotta admit, the whole "Dexter's a lumberjack" thing is a pretty close #2.

In the Pilot, the flashlight runs out of batteries, and the two spend the rest of the episode struggling to find replacements 'cause they've been kicked out of every store in Albuquerque.

Then clearly you are sitting too far away from the TV. The standard BB viewing method is (was) pressing your face up against the screen.

Buh… buh… buh… Breaking Bad's… over.

Did you know I had the titular line in Star War?

Wait… I never thought I'd say this about a TV show, but… this is kind of stupid!

I choose to believe that Seth Rogen is actually a cool guy who'd be nice to you in real life, regardless of the quality of some of his work. Kind of like how I hope Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant are two of the greatest people alive.

And METZ are all dead, at the top of their poles.

We woke up one morning, and fell a little further down, for sure it's the Valley of Death. I open up my wallet, and it's full of northern ice cap water.

Gary: Naw, it's real. Give it a tug.

*Tom Haverford "NOOO!"*

I love the work he's done with Stella, both in the shorts and episode of the series he appears in. He brings so much intensity to a disgruntled pizza deliveryman and a fake mustache dealer, respectively.

[Insert joke about wanting to buy Walt Jr.'s breakfast here]

What's a "Dads fan", and how do I kill it?

Turn off that TV!

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus They were replaced with Streakbots. Each robot does the work of 100 streakers.