Given the lack of explanation, it's hard to know just how bad the Amy Poehler/Will Arnett breakup was, but I really hope that the rest of the members of Upright Citizen's Brigade (Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, Matt Besser) stay scandal-free.

Slowly but surely, the genitalia of all Team Breezy members become useless, and the world becomes a better place.

Slowly but surely, the genitalia of all Team Breezy members become useless, and the world becomes a better place.

Jack Reacher 2: Jack Reacheround.

Jack Reacher 2: Jack Reacheround.

"Golly, Mr. Lincoln, you're the best president America could have!"

"Golly, Mr. Lincoln, you're the best president America could have!"

Perhaps a film that follows the hilarious mishaps PFT's "There Will be Blood" character encounters after his scene with Plainview.

Perhaps a film that follows the hilarious mishaps PFT's "There Will be Blood" character encounters after his scene with Plainview.

At least he's not all puckered and white.

At least he's not all puckered and white.

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

Lisa, I would like to buy your rock.

So I went to see this yesterday, and I was not disappointed. The only thing was that I was incorrect in assuming that no children would be present at a 1:15 Sunday afternoon 2-D matinee showing. I considered standing by the exit and asking each individual parent "Could you please teach your children that moments of…

So I went to see this yesterday, and I was not disappointed. The only thing was that I was incorrect in assuming that no children would be present at a 1:15 Sunday afternoon 2-D matinee showing. I considered standing by the exit and asking each individual parent "Could you please teach your children that moments of…

Sometimes, I wish he hadn't beaten the cancer.

Sometimes, I wish he hadn't beaten the cancer.

I open up my wallet, and it's full of money I can't use to buy this.

I open up my wallet, and it's full of money I can't use to buy this.

Best part was the quotation marks around 'singing'.