Game of Thrones has taught me that I haven't commited enough incest.

"Simpsons?" -Michigan's Upper Peninsula

HEY, EVERYBODY!!!

AGH, I KNEW IT!!!!!

*turns off lamp* That's why you had me do that?!?

A trick is something a whore does for money.

He can do twenty push-ups right now.

It's time for WTF!

AT THE PICNIC!

I'M DEEEERRICK, AND I CAN SING HIIIIGH LIKE THIIIIIIS

"The fuck are you doing, Hapley?"

I want some parsley.

"I have some news regarding Pawnee's favorite small horse, Lil' Sebastian. He died last night."

Ooh, I love the work of Kevin Grisham!

Cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-clu(rear impact)KAW!

THOSE "those 'these'"?

This love woman I.

Whatever. It's your house.

Or promise it a baby.

What's a jib?