As a recent and unwilling member of his fraternity, I’ve already felt varying degrees of judgment about my post-grieving plans. I’ve had single female friends (in whom I either have no interest or no desire to take things further because, you know, because my wife just died) stop talking to me because they felt the…

It is possible it's a fake-out and she's NOT the real companion?

It is possible it's a fake-out and she's NOT the real companion?

That gum-chewing ad is melting my brain. Nihilistic pique, indeed.

That gum-chewing ad is melting my brain. Nihilistic pique, indeed.

In towns that size, the only difference is color. They're all semi-hydrogenated polystyrene beads with annato-coloring in most areas.

In towns that size, the only difference is color. They're all semi-hydrogenated polystyrene beads with annato-coloring in most areas.

Or IN Natalie. Man, she was (maybe still is) so fine.

Or IN Natalie. Man, she was (maybe still is) so fine.

A feeling of dread.

A feeling of dread.

I did and he did, and it was. I'm diligently working on adding it to my vocabulary and/or how I walk.

I did and he did, and it was. I'm diligently working on adding it to my vocabulary and/or how I walk.

Or maybe she wanted to turn him down because she knew she wasn't actually divorced.

Just don't ask Josh Charles about SportsNight… I've seen him come down on people on Twitter, kind of Shatnerian "get over it, I am" reactions.

Just don't ask Josh Charles about SportsNight… I've seen him come down on people on Twitter, kind of Shatnerian "get over it, I am" reactions.

One of the best 30 minutes of TV ever. I still think Eli's Coming when I'm having one of those days. But I'll say more in a few weeks.

One of the best 30 minutes of TV ever. I still think Eli's Coming when I'm having one of those days. But I'll say more in a few weeks.

I don't know how to "breeze aggressively" but god I would if I could.

I don't know how to "breeze aggressively" but god I would if I could.