Serpico is one of the few things better than an episode of It's Always Sunny.

Jesus your breath is horrible.

Oh, I'm well past that point. Except for Frank's Brother. That episode sucks.

Ass Kickers United? I would have accepted the Gang Spies Like U.S., but not Ass Kickers. Are you going to ruin this for me? Ruin the Thin Mint thing?

Shouldn't it have been whitesplain?

The scenes in the restaurant were the only good ones though.

Heavy handed like making the same comment four times in one comment thread?

I just don't get why Dee Made a Smut Film gets trashed all the time. I thought it was pretty good.

I know him as Tang See from the Flowers for Charlie episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I think a Cricket spinoff would have to be an HBO drama.

When my big sister got an abortion, all I got was this little weird slimy doll that started to smell after a couple days.

Isn't the line "Benny! Screw You!"

It's not a comedy.

Clown shoes, man. Clown shoes.

Well, I never said anything about the bread I use. And I eat cheeses that open me up to be condescending too, just not melted. For my palate, cheese shouldn't be melted, which is why I insist on American only for grilled cheese as it's not real cheese.

Ketchup and grilled cheese (American, of course), is the bomb. Pretty much the only reason to still eat grilled cheese.

Try eating McNuggets with no sauce.

I don't get it. You like to hang out in the drive through line after you've ordered?

Ok, Bianca, Jack's first wife on 30 rock.

People who drink pulpy orange juice are worse than people who like crunchy peanut butter.