I don't really understand why Jack Black gets cast in anything.

I have no sympathy for people who actually watched the Hobbit movies and complain about filler. You knew what you were getting in to when you decided to watch 9 hours of film based on a 300 page book.

I assumed it was the frat-bros-needing-something-to-watch-at-1am-after-downing-nine-Natty-Ices-each demographic.

SPOILER: they never make it to the fireworks factory.

In the end, that's really the most important way.

I'm hoping for a Night of the Comet, let's go steal Ferraris thing.

Well, sounds like these teens will have to get to repopulating the town posthaste.

Is that what that erection one was from? I just figured it was from after the Simpsons' funny/stupid transition.

I wouldn't necessarily say it's missing from a list of the greatest, but the headline "Hemp City Reduced to Stems and Seeds" certainly appeared on the show at one point.

Thank you for saying this. It's been percolating in my mind ever since the report came out. It's nonsensical to talk about "preponderance of the evidence" outside of a court setting with its adversarial system and rules of evidence.

I'm not a fan, but they're certainly not bad.

Maybe in real life, but compared to all the other even more ridiculously hot women in the series, she's probably only the third hottest one vying for the throne.

It's been internet etiquette from time immemorial (I can only remember back about 10 years or so) to use the word SPOILER before giving out any spoilers. Stick with that and you'll be safe. Assuming that people will piece together that you're about to spoil them from ambiguous context clues in the absence of…

Are her knees skinny too?

How do a bunch of texts from Tom Brady saying "don't worry, you didn't do anything wrong" look bad for him? I mean, I don't even want to stick up for the Patriots, but those texts only look bad if you assume that he's guilty from the start.

As a native Massachusetts person, let me apologize and assure you that no one I know has ever listened to the Dropkick Murphys.

The Wells report wouldn't hold up in court either. It's all innuendo. "We don't really know what happened (in large part because of utter incompetence by NFL officials), but it looks bad, doesn't it?"

I'm not a data person, but I work with a bunch of data people and even I could tell that that whole analysis was mind-numbingly wrongheaded. It was basically "Assuming we start at a point that will give us the results we want, we get the results we want."

That story was just one of the myriad untruths that were told during the height of Deflateballghazigate. In reality the guy who intercepted the ball said that he had no idea it was underinflated. Keep up.

Brady's publicist all but accused the NFL of working with the Colts to set up a sting on him.