For that matter, Ben Affleck doing something horrible would be tough to hear. Yeah, he was a punching bag in the media for a while, but aside from being a bit too full of himself, he's never really done anything reprehensible. He just seems like a genuine, down-to-earth dude.

Now he's more like Gray Allen!

Now he's more like Gray Allen!

No worries, Mr. Oates. I'm a fan of David O. Russell (just saw Silver Linings Playbook the other day and really enjoyed it), but I can't imagine actively watching a film that many times.

No worries, Mr. Oates. I'm a fan of David O. Russell (just saw Silver Linings Playbook the other day and really enjoyed it), but I can't imagine actively watching a film that many times.

*turns a double play with Alan Trammell*

*turns a double play with Alan Trammell*

Yup, that's the one.

Yup, that's the one.

Well, considering it's a comedian, he probably brandishes one of those guns that fires a "Bang!" flag.

Well, considering it's a comedian, he probably brandishes one of those guns that fires a "Bang!" flag.

I hate golf, but you're outside your damn mind if you think I'd turn down the chance to play a round with HJB.

I hate golf, but you're outside your damn mind if you think I'd turn down the chance to play a round with HJB.

A friend once told me that Ed Begley Jr. walked in on his wife banging Bill Nye.

A friend once told me that Ed Begley Jr. walked in on his wife banging Bill Nye.

Breaking: Bryan Cranston single-handedly causes collapse of world economy.

Breaking: Bryan Cranston single-handedly causes collapse of world economy.

Good press is anathema to Chris Brown, but for some reason, the guy remains wildly popular.

Good press is anathema to Chris Brown, but for some reason, the guy remains wildly popular.

I think his performance on Bob's Burgers has had this weird effect on me. Like, I now see him as this well-meaning dad who's just trying to run a successful restaurant and raise his kids. Which is weird, because I don't think he even has kids in real life.