I thought it sounded silly when he went up an octave in the last chorus. It just didn't sound right. I dunno.

Seriously?

Wait, wait, I didn't understand something Steven said!
What did he mean by saying James was going "the T-Rex route?" Muse doesn't sound very much like T-Rex. Did he just mean that James was kinda sorta dressing like Marc Bolan?

It's established that Ralph is a Wiggum in the Kamp Krusty episode.

Ah well, I certainly understand crankiness getting in the way of enjoyment. I find Donald Glover's joke crying very unfunny. Every time he does it, it just sucks the comedy out of the scene for me. I dunno, it's just too over-the-top for me, me and my cranky sensibilities.

Maybe not the best defense but…
"Then Garrity made a speech about how actors weren't writers, and we were out. A disappointing ending all around."

Yes, but…
When will Time of the Apes get a reboot?

Exactly. Maybe he's confused and thinks all these kids have cancer or something.

awww!
By far the cutest pet cremation ads I've seen online.

beyond tears, people!
"Did you like my singing?"
"Hm? Oh, uh, yeah, it was very… beautiful."
"Really? Cause I don't see you weeping."
"Well, the thing is… you moved me beyond tears."

Around here, you can get called a hipster for wearing clothes you didn't buy at Kmart or listening to any kind of music whatsoever (it's all bound to be hipster-ish to someone).

I think we can all agree that… um… I dunno, the Lost finale was a little disappointing?

Joel Mchale was pretty good on it, but basically because he broke the basic rules of improv, namely that you-have-to-go-along-with-whatever-stupid-reality-the-other-person-makes-up rule.

From my favorite ever Whose Line sketch:
Stiles: Yes, there you are.
Proops: Zaire?! I wanted to go to Lapland!
Stiles: Attitude will get you nowhere, my friend.
Proops: Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Stiles: [C]ooky crazy, aren't you?
Proops: Darn right, I am. Now where's my ticket?!
Stiles: Everyone who gets a ticket gets…

Oh Jacob
Let's Get It On is apparently too raw and sexual for Jacob. Pelvic-thrusting at Siedah Garrett while singing Man in the Mirror is more his cup of tea. And… butt-bumping Seacrest.

"It's your MOTHER!" "She's old. Excuse me."

*slow clap?*

I demand an in-depth cross-analysis of Munchies/Critters.

Actually, Torgo and Droppo are both referred to as the laziest man on Mars. In the Manos episode, Joel says that line during the scene where Manos pokes Torgo with a stick to wake him up.

When I was little my mom told me about the scariest TV show she ever saw as a kid. It was that To Serve Man episode. Except she didn't tell me it was The Twilight Zone. Years later I figured out what it was through cultural osmosis, but it took a while before I finally caught it on TV during one of SciFi's marathons.…