That's what she said. Or he said!

I savored the misdirection.
"All three of you are safe!"

Actual porn title parody: Black Cock Down

The King's Sphincter?

A Texas Backyard Barbecue?

I voted, and I don't know how I feel about that.
I voted for Rachel because she's pretty. And I felt bad for her. But mostly because she's pretty.

Robbie Rosen?
More like Knobby Nosen!

That reminds me of all the ranty conservatives who'd type (or still do?) Obama's name "Barack HUSSEIN Obama" on their blogs with the middle name in all caps like that.

weird moment
So what was the deal with that psyche-out fainting guy?

I'm sorry to say that you did not make it… at not making it! YOU MADE IT!

Kat Denning's boob pics are the sort of thing that should go on this feature instead of, I don't know, supercuts or what have you. 'Cause come on… Kat's boobs? Yes, great job, internet. Thank you.

The Fonz, jumping a shark

Whenever I miss Pierce's articles, I just make something up and say he wrote it. This holds me over for a while.

My breakfast a couple days a week
Saltines, buttered and stacked one on top of the other - sometimes six or seven layers high - then dipped in coffee. Once you finish the coffee-absorbing saltines, you get to drink a surprisingly tasty buttery coffee. Possibly with pieces of saltine floating around!

"Had I known she ate that before we got married, she might not be here today."

My parents watch Fringe every week. They got into it all on their own, and that in itself gives me tremendous hope because I never thought they'd get it, let along dig it.

Ah, never mind. I just saw Haden's comment.

Campaign slogan: Let the Wookie win!

LOOK OUT FOR SNAKES!

"Obviously, it should've ended when House was committed…"