Eh, fuck it:

I will follow the two entry rule:

Noted.

This show is to Seinfeld what Louie C.K is to Jerry Seinfeld.

I think it's some kind of Red Dwarf reference.

I'm just glad my missing preposition isn't the dumbest thing on this thread.

"Now I don't even know if I WANT kids!"

DQ?
Is the AV Club going review Dragon Quest IX? I hope so.

Leading to that hilarious meme, "Is Data gonna have to choke a Borg?"

"Hey, how'd you get to say the N-word?"

I used the phrase "high art" facetiously in my post. Still…

Women find my women-hating temperament warm and endearing.

Yeah, this might catch on…

Tell me about it!
Getting raped by naggers is the worst!

I agree. Everyone knows paintings can't be art unless the painter made the canvas himself.

I've been playing Braid. That game is all kinds of high art.

This show gets so much better later on…
"Unless we get an episode a few seasons down the line in which Sarjenko, having somehow regained her memory, has turned into a warrior queen and murders anyone who dares scoff at her tales of albino sky gods,…"

It might have been more entertaining if only Picard could see and hear him. Also, if Q were smaller and green. And called Picard "dum dum."

It's hilarious how they keep stunning Geordi with a phaser though. Turns out the "stun" setting can fuck you up if you're hit repeatedly with it.

Is it too much to hope for a Lego Requiem for a Dream? "Ass block to ass block!"