She's in that cell waiting for her hair to grow back. "Why won't it grow back?!"

If Hurley becomes the Island's protector and becomes immortal, will he still stay fat? Maybe his "dude"'s will sound all cryptic and prophetic in the distant future when people again stumble onto the island.

It's a WALT show.

So many comments!
I don't understand people's complaints. I thought it was a very cool episode. We must have very different expectations of the same show.

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Turns out Nielsen families are the real heroes.

It's the Man in Horn-Rimmed Glasses.

A buddy of mine just texted me and said was going to try to "insight" nudity at a party tonight. I'm pretty sure he meant "incite," but maybe he's onto something.

Yes, I wondered why the gooey dude was so forthcoming with all this sensitive information. Sure, he was dying, but he was a soldier, too. A case of mistaken identity is a good explanation there.

Noel, I like how you write "AnnaTorv" together like that. It makes it look like a company name. A company that produces hotness.

I've really enjoyed this season, but that fucking clip show episode alone disqualifies it from being as good as season 2.

We were fools to think we could harness the raw power of Bieber. We played God, and now we must pay the price.

If Bieber goes on to revolutionize music, record some of the greatest rock albums of all time, and directly influence bands for the next 50 years, I will eat my hat.

One of my favorite Strangers with Candy background inspirational posters read "The only thing you can't achieve is the impossible!"

If you drink Jack and Jin, you might Hurley all over the place.

Score!

It's a very convoluted promo video produced by the Guam Tourist Board.

Lapidus: Look who's got hairy nipples! [exposes chest to everyone]

They should have replaced that line with something cool, like, "Look who killed an octopus while swimming over here." [holds up a gooey octopus head]

I don't think Michael hearing whispers *and* seeing Christian is a problem though. The way I see it, the whispers is the dead's way of talking to a movie, like, "Oh shit! Michael's about to get blown up!" Hence, you tend to hear them when shit's about to go down. Maybe they're trying in vain to warn people. "Look out,…

I like that Grayson.