I know people say it's a deeply immersive "sandbox" environment that allows you to curate the Louvre like never before, but all my friends just spend the game fucking the Mona Lisa.

Heartily agreed.

DO IT
End it all, Todd. BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT.

You still got it, moof!

The Falconer was fantastic. Especially the one where he keeps traveling back in time with additional Falconers to try and prevent Donald from getting shot.

Yeah, what the hell? Noodles raping Deborah is a horribly traumatic moment for Deborah, not to mention the viewer. Who gets the idea that she enjoys it?

"A Serious Man" is the only one you'll need to remember.

This is my first double post, and I couldn't be more humiliated.

Right to the bone
"Instead, the writers must first signal the chestnut they're dredging up and then signal their ironic detachment from said chestnut, so creators and audience alike can go to sleep knowing they've done their part to advance the artistic standards of the medium."

Right to the bone
"Instead, the writers must first signal the chestnut they're dredging up and then signal their ironic detachment from said chestnut, so creators and audience alike can go to sleep knowing they've done their part to advance the artistic standards of the medium."

What happened to that guy? Has he been seen after the Marge Simpson newswire post? Please tell me he's registered now.

Still in line.

Kyle is banging your girl right now. And to be honest, I'm typing this while waiting in line.

Let's add Thundercats
I loved Thundercats as a kid, but re-watching it recently drove me crazy. Every fucking thing someone does, they narrate! "I dropped my sword!" "I picked up my sword!" Holy Christ, Lion-O, we just saw you do it!

Good Simpsons, but…
I was hoping that the intro would lead to a strong comment on the creeping acceptance of reduced civil liberties in the US and the West, not be a launching point for a typical "Ain't Flanders well-intentioned but nosy" plot. A little disappointing the Simpsons didn't go for a bigger point.

Especially when Butters tried to get in the car. "Go away! I'm walking on sunshine!"

"Save yourselves!"
I'm so tired…so very tired of running.

Please, more Dr. Weird.

It was really nice that they managed to get in that chalkboard joke in time. I usually think of Simpsons episodes as being in the can for like eight months.

Keep thinking about it, because it's fucked up.