I had the same problem with The Dark Knight Rises.  Similar enough to be distracting.

I had the same problem with The Dark Knight Rises.  Similar enough to be distracting.

Yeah, going to the movies by yourself is the thing to do.  You can form your own opinion without being distracted by wondering if your date/friend is enjoying it, and no one will judge you for eating that whole thing of popcorn.

Yeah, going to the movies by yourself is the thing to do.  You can form your own opinion without being distracted by wondering if your date/friend is enjoying it, and no one will judge you for eating that whole thing of popcorn.

I was going to do one, but then @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus did it for me.  Frobisher uber alles.

I was going to do one, but then @avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus did it for me.  Frobisher uber alles.

Jurassic Park is my go-to example of a movie that holds up under older, wiser scrutiny.  If it had a complete lack of narrative coherence, clear character motivations, etc. it would have still owned because you were 11 and it had a fucking T-Rex.  But it does have all that stuff, plus a fucking T-Rex.  One of the best…

Jurassic Park is my go-to example of a movie that holds up under older, wiser scrutiny.  If it had a complete lack of narrative coherence, clear character motivations, etc. it would have still owned because you were 11 and it had a fucking T-Rex.  But it does have all that stuff, plus a fucking T-Rex.  One of the best…

You are correct sir.  I don't think you're alone in that opinion around these parts.

You are correct sir.  I don't think you're alone in that opinion around these parts.

I'm going with Fargo, Boogie Nights, or Breaking The Waves.

I'm going with Fargo, Boogie Nights, or Breaking The Waves.

Go fuck yourself!

Go fuck yourself!

May you contract a fatal case of Bieber Fever.

May you contract a fatal case of Bieber Fever.

More influential.

More influential.

I can see Moonrise Kingdom reversing your stance on Willis.  He plays a very un-Bruce-like character pretty effortlessly.  Maybe the best acting in the whole film.

I can see Moonrise Kingdom reversing your stance on Willis.  He plays a very un-Bruce-like character pretty effortlessly.  Maybe the best acting in the whole film.