If you don't wiggle those childbearing hips out that door, you're going to find your nose
sniffing my big Amish ass!

Andy Dick
So it's not just a clever name.

Hear, hear

Pick up the phone Ricky!

Oh sure, make fun of the guy
Like any one of us doesn't regularly gone on naked, drunk, coke-fueled, hooker-threatening rampages. People in glass houses and all that.

I'm ok with this
as long as there are copious amounts of homoerotic subtext.

Forget Playboy. I'm expecting Hustler or Crack-Whore Quarterly.

Northern California.

Hobbit-ball is the new Rusty Trombone.

What I get from this
is that Hugh Jackman has a meaty bone.

I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off.

GET THEM OFF ME!!

Her character isn't a hooker but she does get naked.

Squeezer to the dome!

Lucan!

I hope Donny Most comes back to make a cameo as "Moloch".

I guess that's why…
she's content with letting guys just POKER FACE.

@fastandsloppy I assume you mean "The Island" as "The Deep" was released in 1977 and had nothing to do with Michael Caine. "The Deep" did feature Jaqueline Bisset's breasts though.

I like the part where the actors appear to be carved out of wood.

HAHAHAHAH!
This looks FUCKIN' AWESOME!